In 2020, a pissed off punk from Chicago nailed his treatise with 3 reasons for Re-Reformation to the internet of his day. Christafaria is based on these three principals. Our congregation, The Party Faithful, aren't found cramming their beliefs down anyone’s throats. Instead, they invite everyone to go with the flow, and remind them to pass to the left.
- The Christafarian Mission: Stop Hate - Broadcast Love
- The Christafarian Mantra: Have Fun, be Lazy and Cheat
- The Christafarian Merch: Supports our Ministry! Buy Today!
Your taxable Love Offerings are also encouraged.
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About the T-Shirt:
Gildan 64000 (or equivalent) t-shirts are 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a tubular design (no side seams). Quarter-turned after printing to avoid a crease down the center from blanks made in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
This product is printed and shipped upon demand by the merry gnomes in an undisclosed location. Takes a wee bit o' time, so thanx in advance for your patience.
Print care instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
